Greg Gutfeld: “Welcome To America, Now 80% More Like Afghanistan!” TOPICS:assimilationboston bombersboston bombingculture assimilationGreg Gutfeld Welcome To America Now 80% More Like Afghanistanislammarathon bombingmuslimthe five Posted By: BMartin1776 May 3, 2013 Only under the BO regime are Americans expected to assimilate and cater to those beneath us.