Is It Just Me or Does Trumps Plan Sound Like South Parks Underpants Gnomes Plan?!

Surely by now you have heard at least one if not a few of Donald Trumps speeches, if not they all sound the same with the following uttered repeatedly:

“We’re going to make America great”, “_ is wonderful”, “it’s going to be great”,”_ is amazing”, “they’re all stupid”, “I am a really smart guy”, “I know how to negotiate”, “I love the _ people” etc.

What is missing from his speeches is the HOW! How is he going to make America great again. HOW Trump will put Americans back to work. HOW he will do all the things he is promising he will do. There’s no plan, no specifics yet everyone is running to him just like people did in 2008 to obama!

Honestly I find no difference in what Trump has been saying to the “business plan” of South Parks underpants gnomes…

Gnome Business Plan
Gnomes plan-
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit

 

Trumps plan-
Phase 1: Elect me on my vague promises, flip-flopped positions and tough talk
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: America is great again

Donald what in the blue hell is your Phase 2?!

Those flocking to Trump, many TEA Party types, what in the hell are you doing? You’re letting your anger and disgust for DC (that Trump rightfully attacks) override your logic and principles to find a leader who stands for everything you stand for. Here’s one example, TEA = Taxed Enough Already yet those who are part of the TEA Party are on board with Trump who says he wants to tax the rich, a progressive position!

You want to support him fine that’s your right but at least be able to hold a conversation about his platform (non-existent). Ripping DC, outing the cronyism, flip-flopping on positions while sticking it to political correctness and laying out very vague bullet points, to “make America great again”, is not enough to run to this guy exactly as the drones did to obama in 08!

Hope and Change” has morphed into “Make America Great Again“! This country has gone completely off the rails…

Here is the full SP episode, for your entertainment since we’re living in fantasyland!